the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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