it wasn't lemon gatorade
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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