wrigley field is MILF paradise
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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