I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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