there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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