I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
