He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I smell stomach acid.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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