Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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