The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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