There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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