Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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