I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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