WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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