She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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