she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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