I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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