are you still at the devil's house?
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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