Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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