you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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