I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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