i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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