Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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