Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
