Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
