absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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