Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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