those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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