I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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