yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Randomize
