Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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