New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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