I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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