What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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