i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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