pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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