"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have fence marks all over my body
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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