so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
This girl is more easily done than said...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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