Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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