We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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