I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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