hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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