So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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