Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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