Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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