I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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