When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You left your underwear on the fireplace
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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