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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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