THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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