If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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