How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize