$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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