like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This is my gift to your gina
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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