Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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