How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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